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Can’t Get Drunk On A Tenner Anymore? Here’s Why…
Do you remember the good old days not so long ago when you could walk down to the Dog and Duck on a Friday afternoon, get so fvcking drunk your guts all fell out your ass and it only cost you fifteen...
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Jimmy Carr, Michael Jackson And Michael Barrymore Walk Into A Bar…
Well, isn’t it awkward when a comedian who appears to not give a fvck about anything has to seriously apologise for something on Twitter? For a start it ruins their credibility a little and...
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A Sick Chirpse Plea To America: Elect Obama Again
On November 4th 2008, whilst reclining on a tattered, uncomfortable chair in my halls of residence, I was transfixed on a television screen because it seemed America was on its way to electing its...
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Tory MP Calls Russell Brand A Twat Following Newsnight Interview
Judging by how many hits and shares it got on the site, pretty much everyone saw Russell Brand’s interview with Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight last week where he called for a social and political...
View ArticleCassetteboy Is Back To Rip Everyone Involved With The New Election
In hindsight, it was probably inevitable that Cassetteboy’s return would coincide with the new election given his previous mashups of David Cameron and Boris Johnson, but I don’t think anyone actually...
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Michael Jackson Has Made $2 Billion Since His Death – But His Estate Hasn’t...
As was widely reported yesterday, it’s been six years since Michael Jackson died after he was administered some weird drug cocktail by his creepy doctor Conrad Murray. Since his death though, he’s...
View ArticleMan Goes Nuts At Benefits Claimants After He Sees Them Buying Cigarettes And...
I don’t want to be one of those people who bleats on about how they pay tax, but I can understand this guy’s frustration when he comes across a group of bums using welfare benefits to buy steak,...
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Edward Snowden Perfectly Sums Up David Cameron’s Attitude To Panama Papers...
Unless you’ve been living in a cave this week, you’ll have heard about the biggest leak in history which exposed how celebrities and world leaders have been evading tax, avoiding sanctions and...
View ArticleHouse Of Cards Trolls David Cameron Over Offshore Fund Admission On Twitter
Following Monday’s Panama Paper leak, House of Cards’s Frank Underwood suddenly doesn’t seem so bad compared to all the real politicians out there. Feature Image VIA The other day some pisstaker who...
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Jamaica Might Legalise Weed And Get Rid Of The Queen
Jamaican lawmakers are set to debate a landmark proposal that will legalise weed within the country and also renounce the Queen as the head of state, making the island a full blown republic. Featured...
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From This Friday The Government Will Withdraw All 10 Packs Of Cigarettes
Featured Image VIA Looks like ten packs of fags are set to become a thing of the past as new government regulations are coming in this Friday which are going to prohibit the sale of ten packs of...
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Lionel Messi Handed 21 Month Jail Sentence For Tax Evasion
Lionel Messi was today sensationally handed a 21 month jail sentence for tax evasion amounting to €4 million. Featured Image VIA Of course, it’s unlikely Messi will ever see the inside of a jail cell...
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Is The Cheap Price Of A Greggs Sausage Roll About To Be Ruined Forever?
Greggs is a staple of cheap, trashy food over here in the UK, but that could be under threat after the company announced that they were under “increased pressure from cost inflation” this year....
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Labour Will ‘Scrap Tuition Fees Once And For All’ If Party Wins Election
It would appear the Tories are headed for a landslide victory at the General Election in June, but that doesn’t mean Labour don’t have a few more aces up their sleeves. Featured Image VIA Senior...
View ArticleThis Cafe Charges Men More To Make Up For The Wage Gap
The gender wage gap is a controversial topic and even in the supposedly equal times we live in now, it still affects many women worldwide. Australia is one of those places, where the difference in...
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Wetherspoons Is Slashing Its Drink Prices Across The UK For One Day Only
Wetherspoons might be well known as the watering hole in which to get bargain food and drinks, but it looks like it is set to cut its prices even more as part of a one day sale. Image VIA The pub...
View ArticleMPs Are Predicting That Cannabis Will Be Legalised Within The UK In 5-10 Years
The wait is almost over.
View ArticleBrian Harvey Gets Kicked Out Of Benefits Office, Goes Ballistic At Everyone...
The East 17 legend has fallen on hard times.
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